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URGENT RECALL NOTICE

The Manufacturer of all human beings, GOD, is recalling all units, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units, code-named Adam and Eve, resulting in the replication of the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," hereinafter referred to as SIN. Symptoms include:

1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, down-load ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth (BIBLE) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids all manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human being unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven, in order to prevent contamination of that Facility.

Thank you for your attention!
GOD

P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice. You may contact GOD any time by <Knee Mail>!

Because HE Lives!

Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country should leave us no more!
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

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Reputation Defender... A Great Service? Or a Massive' Ripoff?

A follow up on #07350759990001, Endless calls from the company to inquire when I will be moving ahead to pay 799 per year for the premium service.

If anything, they seem to be a bunch of real "Go Getters"!

Being that I happen to not be the richest guy in the world right now, or maybe just smart enough to not throw that kind of money away on a dream I have not moved ahead yet.

The 2 results on my name that i wish to take down still havent been considered by the company, and I believe that I have moved them down in the ranks on my own,

In my next Blog I will begin to explain about how this is possible. But for now I will leave you with this advice, Consider starting up as many Social Networking Accounts as possible. The more the Merrier!